So my skinny, long haired, weed smokin, runmpleminzt drinkin friend Tommy decided to have a party when his parents went away. The place got so drunk that that everyone thought someone was scoping us all out for execution from across the street. So tommy, drunk as a sewer rat in Harlem decidesto take out his dads 22. and show the car across the street, "a thing or two" After his friends and innocent bystanders plead with him to put the weapon away cause he's drunk, he foolishly comments, "Look guys its not loaded" and pulls the trigger. Pow, the gun goes of and so do his friends intpo the woods like it was Beriut 82'. He is famous for the chili dog incident in which we get some munchie food at the local drive thru and he orders the chili dog special. First mistake. As I sat there watching with delight. It hought to myself that I hadnt seen the last of that frankfurter. Right on, 11 minutes later that dog came a runnin out of his mouth like the flu all over the passenger seat of his own car. To this day I think that car is a tin soda can over in China and the metal is still stained with chili remnents. Justin sadly drank too much So Co 3 days before and started telling us we were aliens from sector 8 in the Nebulla region so we tied him to a tree till he started to weep like Mother Teresa. He requested we call his girlfriend up and tell her he loves her. He was so anihilated he couldnt say the word "barf", sowe did the talking and she did the hanging up! Brian a couple nights after decides to get wasted and come home and wake up in the midle of the night and point his firehose of the side of his bed in his dads guest room quarters and piss all over the room. He finally comes to his senses and realizes hes in for it now so he falls to the bathroom to get a towl and wipes it up and throws the towel out the second story window into someones pick up truck that was in thedriveway. These are my friends. Theyre no quitters!
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