Well this has to be the party of the semester for good 'ol Captian Schlitz. Myself belonging to a fraternity (which shall stay nameless) through a party with another fraternity (which as well will stay nameless). We got together a couple of live bands and invited every female we knew. Captain Schlitz was pumped and ready to get drunk. Well the other fraternity has a some members that are nothing more than muscle bound jerks. I swear every weight lifter I know that gets drunk becomes the biggest asshole on the planet. Anyway, as the evening started myself and some estaimed brothers where playing a little game called "beer die" not to bore you with the details it gets you fucked up fast and can seriously cause some pukeage. Anyway after the Capt. was primed the bands start to play. We made some killer punch with blueberry kool aid and vodka and everclear. Getting sick of beer die I decided on drinking some punch. The bartender from the other fraternity was a jerk saying how the women got more guts than the ol' Capt. because they where drinking beer. Suddenly I heard a crash in the bathroom. After checking it out, one of the other fraternity members punched out the mirror and his hand was bleeding all over the place. It looked like someone got killed in the bathroom. Myself and two other individuals tried to help him up stairs and called the paramedics. His roommate started going ape shit. For no reason, started another fight. So me being the peace loving beer drinking bastarded that I am tried to break it up. Wouldn't you know that Captian Schlitz got hit in the head in the process. The permedics came the WYO police where chezz dicks and everything continued. Myself was getting blitzed and feeling every moment of it. Well I went up stairs and there was this fine Kappa Kappa Gamma girl who was d! ! rinking some wine out of the box. I apporached her, she wanted to do some wine shotgun style. Well after this everything gets real vague. I know that she came back to my appartment and Captain Schlitz got some action. Waking up at 10:00am with a used rubber floating around the bed, I woke up. My little Kappa and I went to a primer before the Wyoming vs. Air Force game. And I wasn't sober till Tueday. See now that is the way to party for all those amatures who are reading this!
Author: Captian Schlitz
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