WELL I WAS ON SPRING BREAK, STUMBLING DOWN THE SREAT. BY THIS TIME I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE MY HOTEL IS OR MY FRIENDS. WHEN I SAY I WAS STUMBLING I MEAN FUCKING STUMBLING PISS ASS DRUNK. THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN A CAB DRIVER PULLS UP AND STARTS TALKING TO ME. I WAS JUST ABOUT TO GET RIDE TO MY HOTEL THEN HE STARTED RAMBLING ABOUT BLOWING THE MAGICAL MEAT WISSEL. I GOT FREAKED OUT AND STARTED TO RUN, THE THE BASTAERD FOLLOWED ME. IT WAS A SCARY NIGHT. FIRST TIME EVER BEING HIT ON BY A GAY DUDE. TOP IT OFF HE WAS TRYING TO GET ME WHILE HE WAS DUTY. IF YOUR INTO THAT SORT OF SHIT WHAT AN EASY WAY TO GET OFF. WHATCH YOUR SELF AND ASK FOR FULL DETAILED PROFILES |
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