Towards the end of October me and a lady friend were at a rodeo (I am in Del Rio TX right now and this place is known for rodeos) well we drank a lot at the rodeo and then left and proceeded to a club and drank a few more pitchers, well I went to take her home and she invited me in, well things got hot and heavy and the I realized...I DON'T HAVE A CONDOM!!! Normally i wouldnt care but she was kind of well how should I put this? Married!!! So we proceeded back to my room and were goin at it, 3 hours later and I still hadn't busted a nut (damn beer) well I was wore out and we both passed out, I woke up like an hour later wet, I thoughtit was from the sweat because it was a hot Texas night and we were close together, well turns out she let the flood gates open, the sheets and matress were soaked, I had an inpromptu water bed!!! It sucked at the time but now I look back at it and laugh, moral of the story, after a couple of cases of Miller its best to take a leak before ya peak!
Author: Ron
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