I was at a party with some friends and we were all drunk off our butts. Anyway this one guy had been having diareha all day but came to the party anyway well... he got so drunk he shit himself and went into the bathroom to try and clean up. He didn’t want to tell anyone he had done it and was to drunk to think logically. So he took his shitty underware off and held them over his head and swung them around to get the shit off then dropped them in the trash. Washed his ass and hands put his pants back on and walked out with shit all over the walls and everywhere. Well this girlfriend of mine and her husband were the ones throwing the party. She had been drinking as much as everyone esle and had to go to the bathroom well she was the first one in after this guy did that and when the smell of shit hit her and she saw it all over the walls she threw up. She threw up so hard that she had to grab a handful of it and walked straight out to her husband and shoved it under his nose saying, "Look, see three day old popcorn." Which made everyone begin a round of laughter followed by throwing up. |
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