so, me and afew friends start throwin back some beers(we’d picked up a 30 pack to start). i top off around 5 and decide to go over to another friends apartment and hang out with some of his rowdy neighbors when my friend leaves me alone at someone elses place. so i get bored and hadn’t stopped drinking when i decide it’s time to start breaking shit. after afew lights and several more beers i sit down to rest, when all of asudden there’s several cop cars and an ambulance surrounding me. after resisting for some time they take me in on public intoxication. if you’ve ever been arrested you know they make you sign afew papers before they lock ya up, but i wouldn’t have any of that and had to piss pretty badly at this point too. so i request to use the bathroom but to no avail. they keep pestering me about these papers and i’m starting to feel the affects of not being able to piss when i decide this is as good a spot as any. so i whip it out and proceed to piss on the station counter(which will piss off a cop pretty fuckin good). they mace me, take me down, and toss me in a drunk tank, then let me put my piece away. prior to this, they had taken my shoes, but didn’t really care at this point. so i pass out for several hours in the holding cell, when they wake me up to go to gp. and to my surprise, my socks are soked with piss. and after afew hours in gp, they let me go, give me my shit back, but i couldn’t walk home in wet socks(mind you it was a pretty fuckin big town). |
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