YUp i sure as fuck am, man ive been drinkin beer ever since they cut my umbilacle cord, yup yup. been arrested 98 times, been to 5 rehabs, out drank every dude at every party at 150 LBS!!!!!! yeah baby!!!! did 4 years in jail for being a dumb drunk and violating parole and house arrest repeatedy, got a whole scaloo a dwi’s oh yeah. I drink first thing in the morning to kill the shakes, and BUDWEISER is teh KING, i dont touch none of that pussy shit, sam adams, etc...ITS for DIRTY HIPPIES YA HEAR ME!!!!!!! BUDWEISER SAYS IT IS THE KING!!!! RIGHT ON THE label it says that..if it wasnt true you think they’d still be in business???? no idiot i would have sued them for false advertising. My best drunk story was well i had a 3some with my g/f and her best friend after shotgunning about 3-30packs of BW aka king of beers and hopped into bed with them 2, anyways i woke up and i dont remember what happened. Quite a story huh?? Well i wake up everyday and wonder what the fuck happened. where is my car, how did i get here, who are you, i swear i"M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN (YOU KNOW YOUVE SAID IT) THEM BY NOON i’m in line for a case, sweating my brains out when it is 30 below 0. I CALLED AA TO COME GET ME AND SOME IDIOT SHOWED UP FROM TRIPLE A ASKING IF I NEEDED A RIDE?????????? WRONG NUMBER. LIQUOR IN THE FRONT, POKER IN THE REAR AND REMEBER, I’D RATHER HAVE A BOTTLE IN FRONT OF ME THAN A FRONTAL LABOTAMY.bECAUSE u DESERVE WHAT EVERY INDIVIDUAL SHOULD ENJOY REGULARLY.....(BACKWARDS) REMEBER EVERY SINGLE INDIVIDUAL eVERY WHERE DESERVES UNLIMITED BUD. PIECE!!! EMAIL ME...1 YEAR SOBER ON 8/11/00 TO SEE IF I MAKE IT!!!!!! mattpape@fl.freei.net |
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