After i shot gunned oh about 20-30 budweisers one night and listening to easy m f E singin about fuckin the police i decided to go into town. Well i had to eat 6 xanax first and swallow a few gulps of vodka and i later learned i puked on my friends moms dog well telling him to fuck teh police.....anyways i went into town and cracked a beer and chugged it in front of the first cop i saw and proceded to be beat down and maced and sepnt the night in the drunk tank, last count i had been to the drunk tank more than vinney markham who is the king back home till i started drinking.the gaurds at the jail call me otis and have a special blanket for me cause in vermont it gets cold, i know i woke up in the tank one night and found that i still had my weed on me so i comenced to rolling up joint outta the wrapper from the tiolet paper and engulfed booking into smoke.then there was the time where i was bummin spare change and the dude laughed at me so i drop kicked him in the face like a wrestler. i got a year in jail for that one, man almost a year sober and still only 25, how will i ever stay away from the jug?????. fuck the police comin straight from the underground |
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