One time, a couple of friends and I were camping, and drinking. One friend, we' ll call her Mac, and I were driving around while my other buddy, we'll call her Juggy, was hanging out with her boyfriend. Well Mac and me got loaded, and took leaks in strange places. By the time we met Juggy we were falling out of our c ar and just all around having fun. Needless to say, Juggy became D.D. and we dr ove out into the country to look for a good place to camp... our campground was a half-mile from Mac's house. We attempted to start a bonfire and roasted marsh mallows. Soon the fire went out and Juggy and I got the bright idea to piss on the fire just like guys do. Well, Juggy will tell that if you've ever been shot in the ass with steam she knows how you feel. I pissed on a cooler spot than h er so it didn't hurt me. During all this Mac lost the car keys which caused us to walk our sorry, drunken asses to her sister-in-law's house about a mile away. I all turned out okay except that Juggy kept telling Mac that we'd puked in th is drain in her basement and Mac didn't catch on until about the four time we'd lied about it.
Author: Laine
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