The B Team,
The b team is me and a bunch of friends of mine and we do alot of really dumb things. This one time I was having an all night party at my house and when all tthe sissy la las pasted out or left, and the beveraging team had finally ran out of booze, we decided to make a denny’s food run. Since it was late at night and we had a back road route to denny’s, there was not much going on-on the roads. So we decided to fuck some shit up...Since i play lacrosse i started by hanging out of the car window and hitting mailboxes with my lacrosse stick...and every time somebody would finish a road brew we would chuck it at something, like a parked car or house that was close to the road. But soon this got old and we got drunker and wanted to up the anty so we would stop the car and physically attach the mailboxes. My technique was to run at the mailbox and give it a flying shoulder shot, though my friend i have to give it to him, had a better technique... he was a large football player and his move was to ripp the mail box out of the ground.. so between the lax stick and getting out of the car we were having a good time...but then it happened ..we saw a couch on the side of the road it was like an oasis. The car was stopped before i could say couch and we were pushing the couch across the road, when then all of then all of the sudden headlights came flying around the turn and wammmmm the car hit the couch, we had not even finished pushing it yet...so as you can quess we jumped back into the car and took off. We made it to denny’s but that is a whole store by itself.. |
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