Here goes. When I was a sophomore in college my roomates in I used to drink in our apartment before we went out. One night we were playing beer die and got very wasted. I was sinker champion of 1994. Anyway the four of us drank quite a bite. Once we were really drunk we decided to go look for a party. We travled on down to the townhouses. Once there we ran into another game of beer die. After playing a few games I was called upstairs. Your up on tiny they wee yelling. I came to find out tiny was a 3 foot bong. After clearing it with one deep breath I sat down. Thats when I lost the feeling in my legs. I had to get out of this smoked filled dark little room at any cost. My heart was pounding through my cheast. I ran outside and sat by a tree. Campus police were walking down the path so they brought me inside. I ran directly to the bathroom and locked the door. I started to throw up, in was gross. Now the story gets interesting.
As I am throwing up I felt my self having to shit. And the more I threw up the more I was pushing it out. There was nothing for me to do except drop my pants and sit on the toilet. I let out a blast like in dumb and dumber. So here I am shitting. The only problem is I wasn’t done throwing up. I proceeded to shit and throw up in the bath tub at the same time. This went on for about 20 minutes. Peopled stared getting a little worried and I could hear them knocking on the door and trying to pick the lock. I freaked!! The last thing I wanted was the bathroom door to open and have a crowd of people standing there while there is puke in the bath tub and me with my pants down. I scrambled around for toilet paper. You guessed it no toilet paper. I didn’t know what to do. So I did the only thing I could think of. I grabed someones towel off the towel rack. You know the one that you divide the towel in half and it draps down. I grabbed whiped my ass turned it around and hung it back up. Pulled my pants up and flushed the toliet just as the lock was picked. Sure enough there were about ten people standing outside the bathroom taking pictures of me throwing up in the bath tub. I was carried home and puked till about 7 in the morning. I slept till 7pm the next night. |
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