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Nutty things you’ll try in college, or, "I swear I saw a grown chicken naked!!"

Date Added: 2000-10-25

The setting: house party. After hitting the keg steadily for a couple solid hours I wandered into the back room off the kitchen. In addition to the games of 3-Man & Beer Pong that were taking place a small group of drunks were engaging in a bizarre game known as Funneling the Pollo. Having been dragged back there by my friend & being cajoled into playing, I decided to participate in the unholy ritual.

Basically, you drink beer from a rubber chicken.

Oh yeah, I was stupid enough to try it. You hold the rubber fowl upright and pinch the hole in his ass shut while another person pours the beer into the chicken through the beak. (Believe it or not a rubber chicken can hold nearly two 16oz containers of beer!) So I pinched the sucker’s ass, upended him & slugged it down. I later had to be carried out to my friend’s car but not before a 300-lb man with a mullet hairdo had grabbed me by the shoulder & asked "Have ya ever seen a grown chicken naked?"

There is no sight like a shorn chicken naked, it’s breathtaking, you should try it.

Submitted by: tommy

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