I’m sure that all of you loyal drunken fans, are well aware of the Beveraging Team. Well one night the bt, decided to have a small gathering at my friends Tony’s house. The strobe light was bumping, some girls were stripping, beers were being pounded, and my buddy Matt was in the bathroom getting head. I was having a grand old time when my cell phone rang, and it was some unfortunate soul who wanted to fight me. I begged him to come over, and he complied. I’m not sure how it happened, but this poor bastard and Matt got into it first. Now I’m not sure if it was the fact that Matty was close to passing out, or if it was the fact that he had a brutal case of Blue balls(I had to pull him out of the bathroom). Whatever it was they wrestled to the ground. Now I knew this kid wanted to fight me, so I decided to grant his wish. I made a dead sprint across the yard and slide in with a mamooth uppercut that knocked him clear off. That basically could have been the end of the fight. But were the beveraging team. His friends made the fatal mistake of coming after me, the rest of the bt took care of them. This left me and Matt taking turns walloping this poor victim of the bt rath. This beatin and bloody soul tries to make his way to his car, when my roommate (we call him crazy cuetter) points out the fact he is still walking and hasn’t had enough. I give chase, and Matty wings his boot at him. We catch a lay on another couple rounds. Finally he escapes. And about 10 minutes later our good friends at the Bel-Air police dept. Give us a visit. They decide to break in the house, and hand out about 15 citations. The whole time this was going on Tony was up stairs with a girl. |
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