Well....stop me if u heard this one already......my best friend tony had a surprise birthday party for his little brother and asked me to come home from school and keep him company. a few other members of the BT showed up too to help make the party a success. well we decorated the house and everyone showed up early and started boozin. tony’s brother finally came and was real surprised, blah blah blah......but now the fun begins. tony’s dad is playing beer pong with me and getting pretty drunk with us, and everyone’s having a good time. a few kids showed up that we didn’t know, but it was cool cause his brother, ed, seemed to know them. they were some shady looking wanna be thugs so there was a little tension right from the start. we’re all in the basement taking shots of whiskey, and housing beers when tony’s mom comes down and tells us that there’s a problem in the kitchen. it seems that those little punk bastards are making drug deals on the phone right in front of her!! she asks us to kindly escort them from the party, so me and another BT member, dan, go up there to check things out. sure enough, the little bastards are on the phone dealing. i kindly, yet firmly, ask the kid to not use the phone and he tries to be a smartass. now by this time i’m half shot in the ass and in no mood to fuck with this little kid. i pinch his fat little cheecks and tell him to get the hell out, and he tries to push me. i slam him into the wall and throw him on the floor. just as i did that his friend comes to his aid and tries to hit me so i thrw him by his neck into the family room. i back up realizing what i’ve just done, and the kid charges at me again. before he gets anywhere close dan decks him, and the kid staggers back. the first kid i tossed is up by now and i just bitch slap him and he falls over. to make a long story short tony’s dad escorts them out and they go home. about twenty minutes later we’re in the basement playing more beer pong and teh doorbell rings. dan goes to answer it, and after a while i notice that he’s still not back. i run upstairs nad go outside to see him surrounded by a group of about 6 kids.....those dumbasses came back with friends looking for us. i hear a lot of yelling and see dan crack a kid square in teh nose, and blood come gushing out. the group closes in so i tacke the nearest kid and hit him. as i’m hitting him he rolls me over and i get kicked in the eye...dan boots him off of me with a kick to hs head and i’m back on top now beating the piss out of this kid. his only defense was to grab my balls in a death grip, which made me hit him harder. by now the entire party is outside and these kids are getting their asses handed to them. tony’s dad is even in the fray. in the middle of the fight, dan turns to me and points to this poor bastard who’s bleeding out of every possible part of his face and goes "brandon, i just beat the shit out of this kid" and laughs his ass off. we hit a few kids a couple of more times for good measuer and i clothesline a kid that ran after dan. as he gets up i punch him in teh eye and his g/f comes running at me fisits flying. i pick her up by her armpits and toss her onto the lawn, and watch the fight die down. the kids, defeated and bloody, all get into their cars and get the hell out. the lawan was covered in blood, as were mine and dans clothes, but the funnyt hing was that neither one of us was cut. those stupid ass kids messed with the BT and became another name on the list of victims. Youngins.....they never learn |
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