Early last summer, I went out to celebrate the end of high school. My mate and I decided to meet for an early drink at our local pub at 1 p.m to be exact! Like usual we started the drinking with a game of Cardinal Puff for the first 6 rounds. Gradually more people turned up and began to join in.
By 3 the drinking session was well established and the table was surrounded by 25 people, all surrounding tables filled with empty glasses. It was then that the real fun started!
Everyone had to down 10 double vodkas after their previous 6 pints and by then, we were wrecked! By this time the Landlord was beginning to get sick of our raucous behaviour and we were kicked out of the pub, by 4:30. At this, were considered ourselves too pissed to get into any other pub so went to the off license to get more drink and carried on drinking in the local park.
At 9 p.m after a series of vomi-sessions it was time to move on to the Blue Orchid, the local club.
Once in there the original mate of mine and myself, the two who’d drunk the most, found two girls, photos prove this, and take them out to a nearby alley. However, my bird desserts me and goes off with her friend. When I find my mate he has his pants round his ankles with his balls hanging out. To try and sort out the situation I try to revive him but my efforts were in vain as he started to piss all over me! |
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