After a night of drinking, and playing darts, a friend of mine whom I will
call Messy (due to the fact he gets really, stumbuling drunk) started to pass
out in a chair. Being a good friend, and knowing how uncomfortable sleeping
upright in a chair can be, a couple of us moved him to a couch in the living
room.
My friend has in the past, had a couple of episodes of getting "Piss Drunk".
As you all know, I am refering to getting so drunk, and passing out, and then
losing control of his bladder.
On this night the "MAD Pisser" would strike at my house. In a fog the next
morning my friend awoke, and went home. He did leave a nice present behind for
us. He had realized what had happened in the night, and decided to conseal his
accident by simply turning the Piss soaked cushion over, and escape like a thief
in the night.
Later that morning, when the rest of the house awoke, my roommates girl friend
would sit comfortably on that very couch, not knowing what lingered below.
I was in my bedroom watching television, went I heard quite a scream. I went out to see what was the matter. She had been sitting there, when she realized her ass was getting damp for some reason. She got up, and turned over the cushion the find Messy’s mark.
Needless to say she was furious, and called up Messy right away to bitch at him.
Messy had to replace the foam in the cushions, which ran about $50.00. It was
an expensive night of drinking for him, but hell it sure was funny to hear the
screams of horror as she realized she was sitting in Piss.
The next time you are at someone house after a night of drinking, make sure
you think about what might be hidden on the other side of that cushion.
Drink on.....JBeam |
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