Okay... title of the story pretty much gives it away, but while attending my best friends birthday party I decided to get fairly wasted. We had this drink called a Blue Tongued Puppy that consited of Blue Curacao, Blueberry mix, and 191proof grain, all this stuff was stuck in a blender with ice and consumed like a sluch puppy through an exceptionally long straw out of one big slush puppy cup. We were getting fairly sloshed and my blender mastering duties were not going so well. I was mixing wine and milk and kahlua... curdled mess that we all thought was quite good at the time..... anyway, my boyfriend of the time was there and although he hadnt been drinking he was in quite good spirits and decided to make an offer of live porn for all the guys there ( I was, unfortunately the only female in the place) and so all of my clothes came off and I fucked him right in the middle of the apartment while this porn was on the big screen about double penetration.... evidently this was all very exciting because the guys to this day still ask me how I ever dated a guy with such a small apparatus when I could have been fucking them... but there was the live porn.... come to find out, my best buddy had a camera, and the whole party was on video thanks to him... and thanks to him that video was destroyed... I love you Nate! and so it was live and on video... I dont create blue tongued puppies anymore... |