1 night at the age of about 25,me and my fellow trade school buddies decided to go out for a drink down at the good old block(red light district)for some fun and booze.we started out at an old strip club that was a little seedy,anyway while drinking and bein merry,and watchin the strippers take it all off a pretty little ,shall i say whore sat down next to me and started making advances.after a bit of this and a few more shots i had to pee,so i proceded to the bathroom where she followed me in.i started to pee when (i couldnt believe this )she got down there and started to drink-nasty,maybe it tasted like rum?.after finishing she finished me,i returned to the bar and my friends where gone,so i went to another bar to look for them as there where many on the block.had a kamakaze looked around didnt see them so i headed for another .during this time and having a drink in each bar i was getting very shitfaced,so i decided to go home cuz i couldnt find my buddies.i walked to where my car was(or so i thought)and it was gone.during my search i crossed the street and had forgot,so i really went up the street the wrong way.getting nervous i asked another shall i say whore where so and so street was.she said she didnt know and was very friendly to me,guess they where having a rough nite too.she took me (extremely wasted and tired)to another bar we had another drink,i think 7 and 7 ,and then she took me to rm where she tried to have sex with me,to drunk to fuck at this pt.any way i leftafter that and continued looking for my car,going the wrong way still.i ran into another person who i asked and they said they would take me to the corner of the street where my car was.well he saw i was toasted so he led me still further the wrong way and when i realized this he tried to rob me.well the "whore "had already cleaned me out without my knowledge so i had nothing to steal.in disgust the robber hit me and then ran away.at this pt i remebered where i was and found my car.having just got back from deer hunting my weapon was still in the trunk,madly i got it out and loaded it,and drove around looking for the thieves,or should i say swurved around.not seeing either of them i parked and looked up the street and waited,like i could see.while waiting a bum came up to my car and asked for a cigarette,i told him if he could help me get my money back i’d give him 5 bucks.so he went looking for the whore and brought back the wrong one.so getting madder at the whole situation i said here ya go (like i was gonna give him something) and hung the barrel of my rifle out the window.never saw anyone move any faster before that,they where gone,whore in heels and all,she was quicker than the bum.needless to say i learned from that night ,never lose your car or friends and so no to thirsty whores.
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