A friend of mine had been drinking a little too much too quickly for his lightweight stature to allow. Let's just call him JD. After walking around drunk for a few hours, he asked to sleep at my house. "No Problem JD" i said. On the way home, of course we needed to stop the car so he could get out and throw up. He ended up on some old lady's lawn, throwing up for nearly 20 minutes. A friend and i left him, and went for a slice of pizza, came back, which is when he finally finished. We got to my house, and he passed out immediatly. A few hours later, i hear something stirring in my room. I turn on the lights, and i see JD taking a piss on another friend's leg. I screamed "What the hell are you doing" "Its okay, i'm at a urinal" replied the drunk "Go to the fucking bathroom you retard" So JD went to the little boy's room, pissed, cleaned himself up, and passed out again. The next day good old mom noticed lots of piss on this sleeping bag. "Its okay mom, JD wets the bed a lot"
Author: Jim
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