It was Friday afternoon so a few friends and I decided to go 4 o clock club at one of the bars. For some reason, I decided that I would drink my ass off there, but I usually decide to drink my ass off. Once we got there, my 4 friends got themselves a pitcher to share while I got one for myself. I was trying my hardest to finish my pitchers before the 4 of them finished theirs. Anyway, we hung out and they played pool, and the whole time I was just slammig beers and getting myself pitcher after pitcher. After about 2 hours we went back to the dorm. I was pretty trashed but I thought I was still good to go. Once I got back to my room, I had 2 more beers and then next thing I know I wake up and I am laying on my bed in the stairwell (my friends had decided to move me there for shits and giggles). Surrounding me in the stairwell is my stereo, phone, answering machine, and some other items from my room. I was so drunk it took me 10 minutes to get the strength to stand up and drag my stuff back to my room (my room was about 5 feet from the stairwell door). Once I got back in my room, I locked my door so they wouldn’t fuck with me again and just layed down on the floor. A few minutes later, my friends come banging on my door and start kicking it. Eventually, my friend Mitch kicks too hard and the door vent busts. This made me snap, so I jumped up and ran towards his room. He locked his door so I took one good kick and shot his door vent to the back of his room. Unfortunately for me, the RA had to hear that happen instead of all the shit my friends did done to me, so Mitch and I had to buy new door vents. I think I caused a few more minor commotions after that, but I eventually just went back to my room and passed out till the next morning. |
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