I had just left the bar and crossed the street to walk into Hardee’s, my usual post-bar destination. I had to piss really bad so I darted into the bathroom. While inside, I got this dumb idea that it would be funny if I took the toliet tank cover from one of the toliets. So of course I grabbed it off the tank and put it underneath my shirt. I then walked out of the bathroom and out of the establishment, holding it under my shirt. As I neared the library, I see a guy running towards a campus emergency light and I hear girls shouting "Don’t do it!". Well, the guy hits the emergency button and everyone scatters, incuding me running with the damn tank cover. The last thing I wanted to do was get caught for stealing that stupid thing, so I sprinted back to the dorm. Once I got back, my friend Alec and I decided to throw it out my 4th floor window. We got good distance as it cleared the grass and shattered on the sidewalk......Anyways, Hardee’s has had to replace 4 tank covers because of me and my friends..... After I stole the first one, a few of us had that dumb idea stuck in our drunk heads. The 2nd tank cover was smashed by my friend Brian.He wanted to one up me by actually destroying it instead of stealing it. We all had just left the bars and Mitch and I were in the bathroom pissing, when Brian walks in and just smashes it against the floor. I pissed all over myself I was laughing so hard. The 3rd tank cover was stolen by my friend Dave, who just walked out of Hardee’s with it in his hand. His roommate Jeremy launched it down our dorm stairwell one night after the bars, breaking it into a million pieces. The 4th toliet tank cover I took care of myself. I had left the bar after last call and I walked into Hardee’s and went for my usual piss in the bathroom. This time they had glued on one tank cover but the other was free, so I took it and launched it against the wall. There is much more damage that has been done within the Hardee’s walls but that is another story. |
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