Ok long but funny bear with me here.(i was very drunk) Me and my good friend we will call him "Chacho" are on our way on a business trip to Sunny Sanfrancisco CA. Our voyage begins the night before we an all night drinking binge. We awake at 5am after oh about an 1 hr’s sleep under our belt. We make way to the airport. Finally we arrive. still quite drunk i might add. we get on our flight and off we go. Now at this point chacho is demanding some Bloody Mary’s and fast. to no avail. we land in a lay over in Chicago, and haul ass to the airport bar toss a few shot’s and six or so beers down and catch or next flight. On this flight there is beer. So happily we began to drink bud light cans the whole way there. Grab a cab and head to or hotel. Now we are good and just smashed at this point trying like hell just to get checked in. We get to our rooms and have about 2 hrs before our first meeting. So we empty out the contents of the mini bar. Take a shower and off to our first meeting. We arrive. take a seat in the back. and within oh 10-15 mins. sneak out and head to the hotel bar. have a burger a few more drafts. no this pattern went on for most of the day in and out of meetings sneak a drink here there. End day 1 we pass out. The wake up call comes like sonic death ray. we arise. In very very bad shape. Now today’s meeting is cross town so we take a cab there. We arrive now within 30 mins of being there me a chacho have arrived at the conclusion there is no way in hell we will make it all day threw these meetings. So we get the bright idea to hop a cab back to the hotel grab a few more Zzzzz’s and come back during lunch with all the commotion. And Would ya believe it worked no one even knew we were gone. And now Me and Good Friend Chaco are Given new life and this is good. BECAUSE or company has rented out Alcatraz and Catered this event. All the free booze a human being could imagine. Within 3 hrs. My company drank every Drop. The catering company was shocked me and chaco stroll up and order a beer and .... There is none. They said in all they years of catering these types of events they have never run out of alcohol. Me and chaco very drunk are horrified by this event. So we start raising a fuss. So this event comes to and end now the company has decided to put us on a huge Yacht in the SF Bay also Open Bar. Now on the boat drinking quite heavily still. We bump into a good friend of ours on the boat. We will call him "sally" so sally begins to lecture us about how drinking is bad etc etc etc especially on a boat. 30 mins later sally is drunk out of his mind. The fire works start and we have 650 Employees from my company drunk out of their skulls on the SF bay staring up at a fire works Display Screaming WASSSSAAAAAAP. OK So here is where everything gets 100% totally out of control. Yacht Brings us back to port. and there are buses waiting to bring us back to or hotel. Now Me, Chacho and Sally are to put it lightly SLOPPY DRUNK! we decide we don’t wanna ride no stinkin bus we wanna walk back. So we head off on our journey. along the way sally has been and still is video Taping all of this. Chacho begins to get a little crazy he is not jumping against one of our company buses chest first terrorizing all the other employees on this bus screaming yelling the whole nine while they are trapped at a red light. We move on he smashes out the window to a Porsche 911... the rampage continues we arrive in front of the hotel. I some how have a several large pieces of wood in my hands which i still to this ery day have no idea where they came from. But anyway back to chacho. he is no infront of the door man mind you smashing potted plants from the front of the hotel swearing up a storm. so we manage to get in the hotel .. raging threw the lobby. now sally at this point is horrified. scared out of his mind. Into the elevator we go i trip over Chacho we both fall. No hysterical laughing the door opens. Chacho knocks over and ashtray i pick it up toss it down the hall, this went on the whole way to our room a path of destruction in the Four Seasons mind you. the rest of the evening quite a blurr not much is remembered. We awoke the next morning 45 mins before i flight leaves and had missed all of the meetings on this our last day in SF. I run to the bathroom to gather my things. The sink Filled with Red wine Vomit was quite gross i look around vomit every where. And Good Friend Chacho naked sleeping in the tub. We get or stuff and get the hell outta there . Grab a cab head for the airport and make it just in time to catch our flight. The rest need not be told but we drank still the whole flight back home To Ma. And many of our comrades filled us in on some small details. Amazingly we kept our jobs. The reason why is another story ..... Not proud of this but oh what a trip... |
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