I got pulled over last night. I was driving home from the bar (after about fifteen rounds and what I think was 11 shots of GoldSchlager) at around 2 in the morning and I was sort of out of it. I veered off the road a little bit and clipped the tail end of my car on a traffic cone. It smashed my rear directional, and inevitably I got pulled over. Well, I was so loaded that the cop gave me a walking sobriety test, and I PASSED! He was ready to just give me a warning ticket for the taillight being out when I don’t know what the fuck got into me, but I started to argue with him about the sobriety test, and how it really didn’t prove anything. YES, I know, I was loaded, but hell, and I started calling him a fucking communist pig, and a fucking Jew. So push comes to shove and I eventually spit in the cops face! He punched my goddamn fucking lights out, and the next thing I know my wife is shaking me and yelling at me and I wake up in the cold room lockup! So anyhow today I have to attend court AGAINST the cop! Apparantly there was a witness that saw the cop beat the hell out of me. |
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