This one you must read!!!!
This story took place in the summer of 1989 when I was a Sophmore in College. I went to visit Chris and Dave, identical twin brothers, at their home in New Jersey for a big party they were having. At the party their were several of their friends from home. Two of these friends had come up to college in New Hampshire several times to visit the twins and had always made for some of the most eventful crazy evenings of my partying career. Their names were Jimbo and Patrick. Jimbo had a habit of taking off his clothes the drunker he got. Well on this paticular evening this tradition held true, only someone had thrown a dare at Jimbo to poop during his derobing. Jimbo was a short but athletic type who was very speedy even when drunk. Anyway He did it, he took off all his clothes and pooped outdoors for the world to see. Patrick thought he would be funny and make fun of Jimbo for this definate display of grotesqueness and started laying it on. Jimbo being a drunken fool decided to pick up the turd and hurl it at Patrick. It flew across the party and hit Patrick right on the neck. Now this sounds like the a story in and of itself but what ensued after this event is what truly made this the greatest story ever. Patrick chased Jimbo for a while but being the overweight drunk he was he could not catch Jimbo and eventually gave up. Later that evening Jimbo had soaked himself with drink after drink until he had passed out on the couch. Patrick and the twins collaberated to carry Jimbo onto the back deck where they took off all his clothes and smeared peanut butter onto his private area, if you know what I mean. Well the rest is history in the making. The three of them in this fiendish plot of revenge let the dog loose and video taped this little shitzu licking poor Jimbo clean. The tape was duplicated and was permanently labelled "JIMBO WILL NEVER BE PRESIDENT"
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