A few weeks ago (and this is just between us) myself and a few
homies from the hood (who will remain nameless) got all drunk
and went out. I ended up at the house of a gal from work, which
is all fine and dandy, except for the fact that she has 2
roomates who are fat and horny. So, in true 40 fashion, I am
hitting on the hot lady, but her fat friends like me. Imagine
myself between two large peices of ham, awesome!
So, I’m in a cellulite sandwich, kissing a fat girl on the porch
and rubbing another one’s ass, when the chick from work comes
outside to smoke. She gets all pissed off because her roomates
are whores and she wanted some 40, so she runs away. I don’t
run after her, for some reason...
Anyway, I wake up at 6 in the am with no pants on and a hot girl
next to me, fully clothed! Apparently I hooked up with both fat
girls, separately (my fingers smelled like poop), then crawled
into bed with the hot girl I work with and started kisiing her
until I passed out and she got mad at me for having no pants on
and passed out herself.
Needless to say, it was a painful ride home and my balls have
itched ever since. And, the girl at work doesn’t talk to me any
more.
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