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The Cat
Date Added: 2000-05-22

It was dark and stormy that night when gustopher was walking home from the karate class he was currently attending. While he was walking home he found a brown briefcase with 672 dollars in cash lying on the sidewalk. Gus picked it up and put his hand in. as soon as he started to walk off he heard a small sound calling from the bushes. He went over slowly and looked around to see what the sounds were and where it was coming from, all of a sudden a cat jumped out and landed on the ground. Gus caught his breath and started to pet the misterious cat. He took it home with the money under his arm and fed the cat. Him and the cat had a wonderful time being together. They walked in the park and had a great time until one day they were walking across the street and a car came furiously around the corner and took out both of them. The cat was hit in the leg and gus was flattened Gus. There was incredible insurance money. The family was millionaires and was glad that Gus was dead. They never even went to his funeral. The cat then began to get greedy and took all the money and took over the family. He went on a killing spree and took all the money and moved to hanalulu. He has tons and tons of money and tons and tons of girlfriends. The cat viciously murdered the family and they are still looking for him to this day. I am the only one who knows this story and i am dead now because i published it. The cat has a mafia and they came and killed me. If you out there are reading this you are gonna die because you read this story and you are not supposed to know about it. Be aware of the vicious cat mafia because they are on their way to kill you because you read this story.

Author: Derek Mahoney
E-Mail: mahoe@hotmail.com

Submitted by: Ponche


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