I was attending a small college in New Hampshire, where there isn’t much to do except drink, and smoke. Well, this one night we decided to get a keg on my floor, for 11 people. Well, after 2 hours of power hour, the lightweights were out, and the rest of us played beer pong for a few hours, until it was about 2am, when most people passed out in their rooms. My buddy Isiah told me to go into his room, where he had some ritalin that he was on prescription for. Well, I had never taken them and didn’t know what they would do, but a half hour, and 3 pills later I was awake with renewed passion for the keg. The 2 of us were the only ones left standing on our floor, so we recruited 2 other guys from downstairs, and proceeded to do a half hour rotation of keg stands. the keg stands continued until 7 am until it was finally kicked. Isiah and I decided to take a walk and smoke some of the most delicious buds found in the New Hampshire and Vermont area. We walked around campus, trying to steal campus matinence trucks, they were all unlocked, but no keys. He ended up stealing a moped from the side of the dorm, and riding it around. It was 9 am by now, and it was sunny as hell, so I decided it was bed time, and passed out in my bed as my roomate was waking up to go do a fundraiser for his fraternity. I woke up at noon to the sound of almost all my friends outside my window laughing. I had no idea what was going on, and as I struggled to lift my head to look out the window, I heard a moped come riding by, and there was Iaiah, wearing only his boxers, riding on a stolen moped back and forth in front of the dorm. I think he took it to a gas station, filled it up, and took it back to where he stole it from. it was the longest night of drinking I have ever had, and I only wish I had pictures to remember it all. |
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