IT was a friday night and we were all at a friends house ddrinkin beer. A friend of mine Willy decided it would be cool to jump out of the apartment window and land in a shopping cart.(We were on the seconed floor.) Willy lost his grip and fel lin teh garbage bin beside the cart. We were all laughing so hard when he came up he smelled so bad. We didnt want to let him in so we locked him out we just kept passing beers to him everyonce in a while.About 30min & 8 beers later Willy started ranting and raving He would yell out "open up the love." And sing songs bout Mr.Solid and Mr. Fruit&Nuts like.."Ohhhhhh I need you Mr.Solid ohhahhh why do u have to leave me I love you so Mr.Solid please forgive me...."
I think you get the idea.Later on 5a.m in the morning I think the neighbours were gettin really annoyed by Willy singing they called the cops. We were all about to leave when we see 2 cop cars stop Willy and some other guys thought it would be funny to moon them. You should have seen the faces of those cops they were so mad. We just started to run and I cant exactly remeber the rest. When I wake up me.Willy,these other 2 guys are in a jailcell. Willy still drunk stuck his head between the bars trying to get the cops attention for soem water I think. He ended up getting his head stuck it was so funny! It took teh cops at least a hour to get his head out they had to rub butter all over his head to slip it out..Man, he still has the scars till this day!2 lines and both side of his head |
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