well one night a couple of close friends and I were out on the town for a night of typical partying. After consuming some frosty barley sodas, we headed over to another friend’s house , we’ll call her the "commander." At this fine establishment I ran into a girl of what I would describe as "loose" sexual morals, we’ll call her the pool slut, for lack of any better term. SO the pool slut was upset over some boyfriend of her giving her the boot , and to compensate for her depression decided it was wise to consume an entire bottle of Parrot Bay rum.Her first mistake already completed, she moved into the pool wearing nothing but her underwear , where my friends and I fondled her to our own amusement. The next thing I know I am hooking up with the pool slut, and have made my way to the bathroom(don’t ask me why). So right about now, the entire bottle of Parrot Bay takes it’s true effect and I am stuck there with this naked girl. NOt being a complete dirtball, I turn her over on her stomach so she would not choke on her own vomit. But, when I turned her over I found to my dismay that the pool slut had a giant patch of black hair on her ass! In disbelief I call in my six closest friends to check it out. We all stood there looking at her ass patch. Well after this we put her in bed to wallow in her own shame, and after an hour I decided that I needed to see the patch once again just to confirm it’s truth. So I turned her over and the patch was in fact there, so as the final insult I stuck a sticky candycane I had been sucking on in her ass patch so that the next morning when she awoke in a confused state she would find candy in her ass. ENJOY! |
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