Ok, so me and my buddy Scott go to college together. We aren’t roomates, but we live across the hall from each other. Scott’s roomate’s name is Matt.This kid, drinks all day everyday. I don’t think that I’v ever seen a backpack in his arms, and going to class. He reeks up the entire hallway with pot smoke, and has women coming in and out of his room at all times of the day and night.
But one night, after going out to party, Matt came back with the ugliest woman I’ve ever seen in my life. As it turns out, he denies having relations with her, and tells us that they stayed up all night long talking. Regardless we stil give him you know what for bringing her home in the first place, but he even told us that she completely cracked out on him, tell him all about her child hood, and how the neighborhood childern called her saber-tooth, and they played kick the kid with one shoe, which was her.
So, then the next night, he came back so drunk, he brought back the same girl, and didn’t realize it. That night, we know they hit it. Scott crashed in my room, cause my roomate had gone home for the weekend. But, the reason that we knew, was because everyone woke up in the middle of the night to someone banging on a door really loud. As that turns out, he was getting written-up by the RD for violating quiet hours.....heh
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